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Penis...and a Brain?!
by Chris Sorrenti
at first
most women couldn't seem to grasp the concept
"surely this 'specimen' must be some freak of nature"
laughed one, catching the headlines in her morning paper:
Seattle Man Discovered Having Both Penis And A Brain!
"no doubt the result of contaminated water supply at a brewery"
giggled another
but when men with the same 'condition' started popping up
all over the planet, women soon realized it was more than just a fluke
"my god! what will we do???
fuck them as quickly as we can, then quietly slip away
before they try to engage us in meaningful conversation
on history, politics, or worse…the ever changing global economy?
or what if they try to talk to us before having sex???
and discover their brains are actually the same size as ours”
for some, the possibilities were just too horrible to imagine
femi-nazis were beside themselves
"what happens if the men with brains come to outnumber those without?
we won't have anyone to hate
both sexes will again be able to live and love in harmony
it could set the women's movement back thirty years
and forget about world domination!"
as time went on
most women actually got to like the opposite sex's new intelligence
they were kind, considerate, well mannered...
the gentlemen they had always wished for
equally at home writing and reciting poetry to them
as fending off the unwelcome advances of those males
yet to acquire that now all important mental accessory
and if this sounds a little queer
the most amazing thing of all...
these 'new' men were still 100% heterosexual
not to worry, girls
men with brains are still greatly outnumbered by those without
and it'll be some time yet before we catch up
so start reading those dictionaries and encyclopedias
and keep an eye on the newspapers
cause a man with both penis and a brain
is sure to soon be discovered in your town!
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03/02/2006 Posted on 03/03/2006
Copyright © 2025 Chris Sorrenti
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Maureen Glaude on 03/03/06 at 02:43 PM so funny. A great reply to the silly stereotype |
| Posted by Anne Engelen on 03/05/06 at 12:31 PM Doesn't sound too fearfull yet :p
Fun read, Chris. |
| Posted by David R Spellman on 03/05/06 at 04:26 PM What a science fiction tale this one is - too funny Chris! |
| Posted by Carolyn Coville on 03/14/06 at 03:14 AM lol who would have thought there could be such a thing? thanks for the laugh! |
| Posted by Deborah S Regan on 03/30/06 at 03:55 AM ummm.....I thought this was going to have something about penises in it. I feel cheated! |
| Posted by Joan Serratelli on 03/31/06 at 07:50 PM Now, this is great!!! Unbelievable , but great- loved it (but I still don't know if it's really possible...) |
| Posted by Alisa Js on 12/15/06 at 01:46 AM lol!!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we definitely need more.. send some our way!!!! loved it and the clever way you spoke the truth in a most entertaining way, actually in the best way to make a point stick there in the subconscious... is when one's defenses are down... brillant! |
| Posted by A. Paige White on 03/15/08 at 04:29 PM *guffaws* This is perfect and priceless! My guess is you were born with such a dynamic duo, a prototype... more guffaws... going in my favorites! What a hoot |
| Posted by Glenn Currier on 07/26/09 at 04:33 AM But isn't it nice to be in the minority - all the attention we get and the female appreciation - while the majority of ponly guys look at us, mouths agape, wondering just is reviting those female hearts. Fun read :-) |
| Posted by Anastasia Shows on 04/11/10 at 01:04 AM HILARIOUS. this really makes me appreciate the intelligent ones out there. haha. awesome. |
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