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De Odor Rant

by Charles E Minshall

Someone stole my deodorant,
They did it in the night.
Stealing one's deodorant
Could be a cause for blight.

I wonder for deodorant
If I could use some beer?
Without my deodorant
No one wants me near.

 

01/10/2006

Author's Note: I take the fifth...Charlie

Posted on 01/10/2006
Copyright © 2025 Charles E Minshall

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 01/10/06 at 08:21 PM

hehehehe

Posted by Melissa Arel on 01/10/06 at 10:56 PM

Hmm.. a beer-scented deodorant.. you should patent that thought! hehe.. :)

Posted by Kate Demeree on 01/11/06 at 05:02 AM

*giggle*... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww Charlie!

Posted by Quentin S Clingerman on 01/11/06 at 01:27 PM

You think the beer would work huh? LOL!! Your usual creative humor!

Posted by Mary Ellen Smith on 01/12/06 at 03:10 AM

Hey did you have a few before you wrote this? Seems to be a certain kind of persperation, I mean inspiration here.

Posted by Elizabeth Jill on 01/13/06 at 12:58 AM

(((bliss!))) the blighty scentsless pill. Hey - at least your pilsner wasn't pilfered :) I hope it wasn't a pickpocket eek! ¿ :)

Posted by Graeme Fielden on 01/13/06 at 03:23 AM

aerosol beer...now that's a great idea! haha...thanks for the chuckle, Charlie :)

Posted by Glenn Currier on 01/15/06 at 07:15 AM

Ha! Do you reckon a cigar would work? It is quite effective when I am mad at my wife. Your poem a spritely odor.

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