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Hook Line And Stinker

by Charles E Minshall

I often go fishing
With hook and line,
But a fish on my hook
There is never a sign.

The fish jump from the water
With all of their might,
To show me they're there,
I think for spite.

One of my fishing trips
I think I'll get mean,
Float glass on the water
So they bonk their bean.

12/02/2004

Posted on 12/02/2004
Copyright © 2025 Charles E Minshall

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Anne Engelen on 12/02/04 at 09:18 PM

he said with a vengence !! ROFL!!!

Posted by Michelle Angelini on 12/02/04 at 10:40 PM

Oh, Charlie, I'm gonna tell Santa Clause on you! I loved this! In my state of being half-awake, it gave me a lift I needed. ;-)

Posted by Mary Ellen Smith on 12/04/04 at 04:33 AM

ah...sounds like a fish tale to me...lol

Posted by Kristine Briese on 12/04/04 at 04:56 AM

Charlie, I can always come to your library when I need a little lift. Wonderful!

Posted by Brett Shane on 12/04/04 at 10:40 AM

next time i go fishing with my dad and he ends up empty handed (again, hah hah) i will suggest this to him... terrific write

Posted by Quentin S Clingerman on 12/04/04 at 12:44 PM

Hahahaha! Absolutely funny! The poor fisherman's plight! Still laughing!

Posted by David R Spellman on 12/04/04 at 01:19 PM

*laughing* A scene I've witnessed (and felt) on the few occassions that I've gone fishing. You've captured well the frustration in your usual witty style and even put a bit of a devilish plan in place too! Superb!

Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 12/04/04 at 11:47 PM

As only you could write (or maybe right?) it Charlie. Reminds me of a time my brother and I when kids went fishing at a lake near where we lived. Everytime we dunked our worms in the water, scads of bass and perch congregated, but we couldn't catch a single one. They darn fish were smart enough to nibble at the worms without swallowing the hook! Now there's a fish story for ya...and it's true!!!

Posted by Jane E Pearce on 12/05/04 at 05:04 PM

Charlie-you did it again. You are a breath of fresh air!!!

Posted by Kyle Anne Kish on 12/05/04 at 06:43 PM

I'm sure glad I'm not a fish!

Posted by Mike Loftis on 12/05/04 at 11:41 PM

heh heh heh Fun stuff Charlie.

Posted by Rula Shin on 12/06/04 at 06:30 PM

Hahahahaha! Oh yes very funny...thanks for that image, you really made me smile...those darn fish! Think they're so smart!

Posted by Glenn Currier on 12/07/04 at 05:22 AM

LOL... only another fisherman could fully appreciate this one. How many times have those wonderful little creatures brought me frustration instead of the peace I reach for.. uh.. cast for... Another delight in the Minshall style.

Posted by Lori I Wolfe on 03/18/05 at 04:21 AM

What a fun read ... and I know just what you mean!

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