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Diet Blues

by Glenn Currier

One more diet bites the dust

three more pounds on my bust

I'm a guy—which makes it badder,

but when I weigh I'm even sadder.

Oh you scales and your bad news!

Welcome back to the diet blues.

02/20/2003

Posted on 02/20/2003
Copyright © 2025 Glenn Currier

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Anne Engelen on 02/21/03 at 12:07 AM

The batteries of my scales are dead. I have no urge at all to revive them! Fun poem Glenn!

Posted by Ashok Sharda on 02/21/03 at 02:37 AM

Funny. The chemistery of the laughter is positive. So, thanks. I did laugh and enjoyed this immensely.

Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 02/21/03 at 04:21 AM

Firm reminder that moderation is always the key, but does one have the discipline to remain moderate?...that is the question.

Posted by Betania Tesch on 02/22/03 at 07:54 PM

ahhh you know, I have been trying to cut back on my insane need for sweets, and it's kind of nice to know I'm not the only one finding it difficult. *smiles* let's get fat and happy together. It'll be great.

Posted by Philip F De Pinto on 02/24/03 at 01:25 PM

would that you could shed ounces as you do your light dispense. and yet the so much more of you to love, my friend. peace, phil

Posted by Rhodora M Fitzgerald on 03/13/03 at 12:43 AM

lol.... it's not too often we can get away with using the word "badder"... but you pulled it off and made this a fun little poem. Great little rhyme.

Posted by Charles E Minshall on 03/17/03 at 05:12 AM

Funtastic Glenn....Charlie

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