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by Chris Sorrenti


We’re all in this together

Seriously?
I’m going to throw up
If I hear that slogan one more time

And what is with these car commercials???

We’ll be there for you
When you need us
Built for right now


Dammit all!!!
Toyota...Ford and all the rest of you
Do you not realize people are dying...alone?
In ICUs and nursing homes
Without being able to say goodbye to their loved ones
When all you can think about is your bottom lines

And
Don’t forget to wash your hands
Practice social distancing


Thank-you
Dr. Theresa Tam
(Canadian equivalent of Dr. Fauci for all you Americans)

I swear to God if I hear you say that one more time
I’m going to break into your next news conference
Announce that my hands are unwashed
Rush the stage
Wrap my arms around you
And plant a big sloppy wet kiss on those Asian lips of yours

And then when Security pulls me off of you
Billy clubs and tasers me to death
It won’t be a moment too soon!!!


© April 15, 2020

160 hits as of September 2020


04/15/2020

Posted on 04/15/2020
Copyright © 2020 Chris Sorrenti

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 04/16/20 at 05:05 AM

I'd say this is a pretty good rant, Chris.

Posted by Kris Mara on 04/19/20 at 09:19 PM

...thanks for that...the frustration is real...hard to adjust to some of the "new normal" going on...

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