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Three reasons I make my bed

by Linda Fuller

1. So that when the dog retrieves cat turds from the litter box and brings them up on the bed to snack on, this will occur on the spread and not on the inner sanctum.

11/10/2016

Author's Note: Looks like I miscounted.

Posted on 11/10/2016
Copyright © 2025 Linda Fuller

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 11/11/16 at 01:08 AM

Ha! I have missed your humor. Thanks for this. I think this reason would overshadow all others, anyhow.

Posted by Philip F De Pinto on 11/14/16 at 03:51 PM

Love it, Linda. I suppose, given the fact cats have nine lives, and given we have stocked our pantries so as to sate all of those nine lives, the lengthier become the chores of bed making.

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