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Mary And Her Little Lamb Will Never Be The Same

by Chris Sorrenti

Mary had a little lamb
she also had a duck
she put them on her windowsill
to see if they would f...f...fall off

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Posted on 11/16/2015
Copyright © 2022 Chris Sorrenti

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 11/17/15 at 03:27 PM

Ha! Mary was in a naughty little mood, wasn't she. Reminds me of Kitty McCloud in The Pig Did It. She was a writer who rewrote the endings to all the great classics. Thanks, Chris, for rearranging my thoughts. :)

Posted by Don Matley on 11/17/15 at 07:25 PM

Okay Chris....yes I said the F word...the poem screamed for it. Clever......but did you have a problem with rubber ducks in the tub and stuffed sheep toys?

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