Ha! Mary was in a naughty little mood, wasn't she. Reminds me of Kitty McCloud in The Pig Did It. She was a writer who rewrote the endings to all the great classics. Thanks, Chris, for rearranging my thoughts. :)
Okay Chris....yes I said the F word...the poem screamed for it. Clever......but did you have a problem with rubber ducks in the tub and stuffed sheep toys?