"Shit or get off the pot!"
demands Lady Marmalade of Colonel Mustard.

His response...

"I most certainly will,
but cannot aspire to either,
until you've extricated yourself from my lap!"


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07/11/2015

Author's Note: Inspired by an intense but friendly alcohol fueled discussion with my girlfriend at the time. And no, it did not take place in the bathroom.

Posted on 07/11/2015
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