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A Different Kind Of Thunder

by Chris Sorrenti

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"Shit or get off the pot!"
demands Lady Marmalade of Colonel Mustard.

His response...

"I most certainly will,
but cannot aspire to either,
until you've extricated yourself from my lap!"

© 2004
Graphic courtesy of Microsoft Clip Art

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Author's Note: Inspired by an intense but friendly alcohol fueled discussion with my girlfriend at the time. And no, it did not take place in the bathroom.

Posted on 07/11/2015
Copyright © 2023 Chris Sorrenti

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 07/12/15 at 01:03 AM

Ha! Well, this raised the eyebrows for a good chuckle. Love the pet names.

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