A Different Kind Of Thunder
by Chris Sorrenti
"Shit or get off the pot!"
demands Lady Marmalade of Colonel Mustard.
"I most certainly will,
but cannot aspire to either,
until you've extricated yourself from my lap!"
Graphic courtesy of Microsoft Clip Art
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Author's Note: Inspired by an intense but friendly alcohol fueled discussion with my girlfriend at the time. And no, it did not take place in the bathroom.
Posted on 07/11/2015
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