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Monikers and Unmentionables

by Kristina Woodhill

in island there is no ā€œcā€
no double-u to onder hy

two kinds of aa's, ee's, eyes, oo's, uu's, and yy's

double dd's and a very intimate Ɔ
but absolutely no double-u to onder hy

law prescribes in the island with no 'c'
a name list
acceptable
pronounceable
letterally inscribable
no Moon Units, Dweezles, or Fuzzbots allowed

at home here
where breezes whoosh wind through my wheezes
side by side with what, when, how, whither, weather, and who,
wonder wanders with will, winks wickedly at why

we birth
politicians named Pro-life
all on a Memphis Eve
from Heaven above
seasoned with Sage Moonblood
sung low, sung low before Jermagesty

yet smack dab in the middle
of this nameful ocean bonanza

I confess, our very own island has no 's'

01/03/2013

Author's Note: http://news.yahoo.com/icelandic-girl-fights-her-own-name-074758814.html

Posted on 01/03/2013
Copyright © 2025 Kristina Woodhill

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Joan Serratelli on 01/04/13 at 02:14 AM

Liked this alot. Love your use of the alphabet. As always, creative.

Posted by Ken Harnisch on 01/04/13 at 05:44 PM

At the risk of sounding punny, this poem "Zappa" me right out of my post-New Year doldrums, Kristina! _Onderful work!

Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 01/15/13 at 04:59 PM

Fun read as always, Kristina.

Posted by Laura Doom on 03/23/13 at 08:37 PM

The land of i[ndulgence?]
Since reading that article, I've decided to rename my cat 'dog poo' (she has an incredibly robust digestive system)...
Oh yeh; forgot to mention: brilliant poem.

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