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Oh no you did’t
by E. A. Pugh
She was misted in Aqua Net in a bar in Chico California and this total nerd walked in.
He wore a muscle T
he was bitchen’ rad!
But his glasses were like grodie to the max, so thick he looked like Mister Magoo but,
his body was like all totally tubular
fu$ken’ awesome
like stellar....
like all bad an’ etched an’ all Iggy Popped out
BUT waay more Schwarzenegger.
Like the same but like different.
She took a swill of her Sierra Nevada Seasonal October Cider.
The bubbles went all splishee up her nose.
She locked eyes with the ripped bodacious Magoo. She cutely wiped the bubbles from her face, checked her skills and made a smooth Betty Mac on the dude.
she said,
“ Dude you have an bitchen' bod. How’d you get so hard?”
“what’s that your drinken'?”
He asked,
She smiled flipping her big hair,
“Its a killer Seasonal cider from Sierra Nevada Brewery.
You live here ? Why do you look like that? How come your glasses are thick but your body is like Oh My Gawd!”
She jiggled and stepped closer, handed him her pint of Seasonal October Cider by Sierra Nevada. The dude totally leaned in closer placing his arm on the top of the Mrs. Pac Man beside her. They smiled.
White toothadly he said,
“ I am the man on the flying trapeze”
11/06/2011 Posted on 11/06/2011
Copyright © 2025 E. A. Pugh
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 11/06/11 at 08:16 PM Love the situational imagery...wry humour. And what an ending! Wasn't expecting that. Cool poem. |
| Posted by Gabriel Ricard on 11/06/11 at 11:34 PM The highways of this poem are a weird scene indeed, but you steer us through them pretty beautifully. |
| Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 11/07/11 at 03:11 AM "Seasonal October Cider by Sierra Nevada" this alliteration was to die for (or should I say, I'll drink to that - I was just drinking my Williamson's Orchard fresh cider today!!). This is so valley girl meets cool dude and they are both kind of out there and to giggle for. Thanks, E. A! |
| Posted by Nadia Gilbert Kent on 11/08/11 at 08:15 PM Hahaha, I'm pretty sure I've seen this scene played out more than once. SoCal lifestyle FTW. |
| Posted by Morgan D Hafele on 11/10/11 at 07:28 PM i didn't know anyone used the work tubular any more. hahaha |
| Posted by Mike Loftis on 11/13/11 at 03:37 PM What a great depiction of a time and language log past (Thankfully) I can almost see the woman's big hair. Great fun. |
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