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Viagra...on Broadway
by Fredrich MohreSo what happens when someone combines a bit of West Side Story music with a testimonial about a male enhancement drug......(Maria???)
Viagra........
I just took a dose of Viagra...
And suddenly I found
Something growing firm and round
On me....
Viagra.....
Tried Lavitra and Cialis
They don't do great things for my phallis...
Like Viagra..
Viagra
I just took two hits of Viagra...
And much to my surprise
I've got no skin to close my eyes,
you seeeee.....
Viagra.....
With Viagra, I'm ready for action
Please God, no cardiac infarction
from my Viagra
Viagra .... Viagra
Viagra,
I took three blue pills named Viagra..
And If I should die tonight,
Please nail that coffin lid down tight
On me....
and I'll never stop taking Viagraaaa...
Viagra
The most beautiful drug that I ever took
Vi...ag...er...aaaaaa
10/04/2011 Posted on 10/05/2011
Copyright © 2026 Fredrich Mohre
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 10/05/11 at 03:58 AM Just hilarious! A stand-up comedian, you are, Fred. |
| Posted by Gabriel Ricard on 10/05/11 at 04:19 PM Very, very funny. |
| Posted by Mo Couts on 10/05/11 at 06:04 PM LMAO, this is awesomely hilarious; thanks for the laughter, Fred! |
| Posted by E. A. Pugh on 10/05/11 at 06:42 PM I would like to sing this after the house is quiet. |
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