You:

Kind and fun-loving
with a sense of humor
and a job (optional).

Me:

Sweet animal lover.
I speak five languages,
including French and Klingon
and am a great poker player.
Artistic and spiritual
but not overly religious.
I hold an associate's degree
in Elizabethan socio-economics
and a doctorate in
dental hygiene.
Also, I'm just about to complete my training
as a massage therapist.
I am a former member of
the American Women's Olympic Gymnastics team -
(we won the bronze in Beijing!)
I recently gave up my modeling career
because it was just too difficult
to keep up with my fantasy football stats.
Speaking of stats -
my boobs are fantastic.
And my fanny's nothing to sneeze at either!
I'm a certified nutritionist
and a gourmet cook;
I can do things with bacon and cheese
that you never even considered.
Not letting the bod go, though -
I'm up early every morning
to go for a long jog
on the Malibu beach
which is just steps away from
my front door.
Did I mention I'm a nudist?
I felt really stifled
in all those clothes they made me wear
for the Sports Illustrated cover for 2010.
If you ask me,
nudity is the best fashion choice one can make.
(Especially when you have chesticles like mine!)
Not interested in marriage or children.
I don't believe in asking alot of questions,
but you will find me to be
as open-minded as you would like me to be.
I love to play guitar -
my dad used to let me play along
with him and Mick and Keith
when I was a kid.
I know six different ways to open a bottle of beer
and three ways to replace a transmission.

Are you my prince charming?
If you're fun,
single,
heterosexual
and employed (optional),
then I can't wait to hear from you.

And really -
these knockers are amazing.

06/05/2011

Posted on 06/05/2011
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