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Tiger's Wood
by Linda FullerOh Elin, I’m feelin’
that you’re not feelin’ me
I tell you that I’m sorry
but you ignore my plea.
Those women, they meant nothing
ball-washers one and all
I never hit their sweet spots
for I am in your thrall.
Though we engaged in stroke play
and made the goldie bounce
I swear it’s just a darn plugged lie
I ever shot an ounce.
Oh Elin, I’m kneelin’
my guilt’s an albatross
if you should ever leave me
I could not bear the loss.
08/25/2010 Author's Note: I was recently given a copy of this by one of my contacts at TZM. Although I abhor the invasion of privacy this represents, I feel the public has a right to know.
Posted on 08/25/2010
Copyright © 2025 Linda Fuller
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Charlie Morgan on 08/25/10 at 03:46 PM ...linda, excuse me while i laugh me arse-off, nahahahahahahahahaha a rich one sweetie. rich. too cool. |
| Posted by George Hoerner on 08/25/10 at 11:47 PM I can't imagine why anyone who is a "star" in any profession would ever get married. Even if you both happen to be "faithful" you have the chance that someone might say you aren't or try to threaten you with all kinds of things that couldn't be proved one way or another. So you buys your ticket and you takes your chances since these things seem to be more about power than sex anyway. |
| Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 08/26/10 at 04:27 PM The price of being in the public eye. I find it hard to believe she didn't suspect a thing. And he shouldn't have gotten married in the first place, but as always, "hindsight is 20/20." Good poem, but so you're saying you didn't write this??? |
| Posted by Joe Cramer on 08/26/10 at 11:51 PM ... I love this... so exquisite.... |
| Posted by V. Blake on 09/01/10 at 04:12 AM Ahahahaha ball-washers. Oh man. Fantastic. |
| Posted by Ken Harnisch on 09/01/10 at 11:57 AM ..and these days, Tiger's putter seems to be so useless to him...hmmm..I wonder if there's a connection. |
| Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 09/02/10 at 08:30 PM hahahahahhaahhaha - perhaps a few humble visits to the sand traps might smooth up his game. perhaps... ;) |
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