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Matt The Bat

by Charles E Minshall


Matt the bat
Ate too much
And got too fat.

When he tried to fly
He would fall flat
And have to stay
Right where he splat.

08/14/2010

Posted on 08/15/2010
Copyright © 2025 Charles E Minshall

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 08/15/10 at 10:14 PM

Awww, poor Matt. Cute, Charlie. Thanks.

Posted by Carol Grant on 08/17/10 at 12:56 AM

aww poor Matt who got to fat and then went splat...lol...thank you for the chuckle Charlie.

Posted by Paganini Jones on 08/18/10 at 10:02 PM

That last line did it for me - I'm now recovering nicely thankfully!

Posted by Wendy Sparling on 08/19/10 at 02:53 AM

Smiles and chuckles, thank you.

Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 09/04/10 at 02:37 PM

Fune read! Dr. Seuse eat your heart out!!

Posted by Quentin S Clingerman on 09/28/10 at 01:52 AM

Hahaha! Poor Matt. Perhaps ate no more fat after that last splat! Must be a moral in this tome!

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