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Ode to snot
by Shannon McEwen
Oh wonderful snot, bright and green
Oozing from this hazy bean
Filling up my every pore
Lovingly packed to my very core
Sticky, gooey, germs they run
Kicking back and having fun
Flying out with every sneeze
Dancing on the chilly breeze
Singing songs of silly schemes
Smiling through these web filled dreams
Climbing up and pulling down
Always green and never brown
Oh wonderful snot so full of grace
Sticking to this cranky face
03/16/2010 Posted on 03/17/2010
Copyright © 2026 Shannon McEwen
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by George Hoerner on 03/17/10 at 02:41 PM I love it lady and have no doubt that Shakespeare is rolling in his grave wishing he had been so humorous. |
| Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 03/18/10 at 01:06 AM This being a particular "green" day, I am fully behine this ode to snot, and glad of it! Thank you. |
| Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 03/18/10 at 01:06 AM "behind".... sheesh |
| Posted by Amie Golda on 03/18/10 at 03:19 AM Hahaha! Of all the things..snot! Just brilliant. Thank you for using your talent with words to make a brilliant little laugh. And the title is just great. It is what it is, shamelessly hiding nothing. The epitome of a "green" joke. What fun! |
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