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Which Came First ...The Goose or Prozac?
by Kyle Anne Kish“Cluck cluck ... gooooose!”
“Get away from me you dern rooster!
Peck, peck, cluck, peck.”
He thinks he rules the whole roost.
Look at all those hens gathered round
him hen pecking away like he’s the big
cock-a-doodle dandy. He can dandy up
every hen but I don’t plan on laying
anything but grade A, top of the line eggs.
No, I’m no chicken. I’m just
a mixed up goose on Prozac.
“Cluck, cluck ... gooooose!”
04/10/2007 Posted on 04/10/2007
Copyright © 2024 Kyle Anne Kish
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Elizabeth Jill on 04/11/07 at 12:03 AM
Prozac
is the leading
cause of goose bumps.
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| Posted by Rhonda Maneki on 04/11/07 at 05:40 AM Dear Kyle Ann, this is witty, funny, bright! I happen to know someone like that!! And He should be on Prozac...*lol* |
| Posted by Alisa Js on 04/14/07 at 01:53 AM that's a $64 million dollar question, now isn't it? kinda like what came first the kiss or the longing??? *sigh* |
| Posted by Kate Demeree on 04/15/07 at 01:37 PM *Giggle*... I like it! It made me laugh! I can just see it with your words... silly goose! *grin* Great Write |
| Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 04/19/07 at 02:15 PM Congrats on POTD! This is very funny and clever and definitely Grade A! |
| Posted by Michelle Angelini on 04/19/07 at 04:44 PM Having just watched "Charlotte's Web" 5 times with my students, I love the humor in this, especially as a comparison to humans. Congratulations on POTD!
~Chelle~ |
| Posted by Joan Serratelli on 04/19/07 at 07:15 PM HATE Prozac- love this poem! Great choice for POTD! |
| Posted by Kathleen Wilson on 04/20/07 at 09:24 PM Lots of delightful word play here, and I especially love the line-break --"round/ him henpecking away like he's..." as it can read two different meanings. (He is both doing and receiving the henpecking...) hee hee. Also like "I'm no chicken" as this also has double meanings in a funny way-- you're brave/ plus a goose... giggle... |
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