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St. Tater Tot

by Gregory R Schelske

On St. Patrick's Day one soggy March
our potato farm lost its starch
a year's supply of spuds we stashed
became a year's supply of potatoes mashed

Father McCree, a man of zeal
prayed a prayer of heavenly appeal
and this is what the good priest said,
what we have is neither lost nor dead

Your spuds, it seems, I heard him utter
could use some salt and a touch of butter
let's shape this mush into bite-size dots
and pack them up as tater-tots.

03/08/2007

Author's Note: Written for the St. Patrick's Day Limrick Contest

Posted on 03/08/2007
Copyright © 2025 Gregory R Schelske

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Dave Fitzgerald on 03/08/07 at 08:20 PM

Another cracking write :)

Posted by Dave Fitzgerald on 03/08/07 at 08:20 PM

Another cracking write :)

Posted by Jeffrey Parren on 03/08/07 at 09:51 PM

Very good write! I giggled. ~JPP

Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 03/08/07 at 11:26 PM

Very fun!

Posted by Jean Mollett on 03/10/07 at 08:10 AM

Hi Duke, This is cute and funny. Great write. Hee! Hee! Hey, them there tater-tots, are mighty tastey too. :)

Posted by Jennifer Ragan on 04/02/07 at 11:40 PM

I like your sense of humor:) Funny stuff!

Posted by Meghan Helmich on 07/23/08 at 04:22 PM

love it! the ending is priceless!

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