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Less Than Three

by Bruce W Niedt

 

It’s an emoticon,
one of those little pictures
created in typography
by folks on the internet.

Like the smiley-face, for example,
colon and closed parentheses:
:)
…making happiness a product of
what is to come, and a finished afterthought.

This one is the “less-than” sign
and the numeral 3,
making a sort of sideways heart:
<3

 …an equation that tells us
love equals less than three.
The ménage a trois would argue,
but the love triangle might agree.

Three’s a crowd, we say,
but two knocks the heart sideways,
and even narcissistic one is acceptable,
the only other solution,
except for tennis, where love equals nothing.

 

12/05/2006

Posted on 12/06/2006
Copyright © 2026 Bruce W Niedt

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Lacy D Phillips on 12/06/06 at 05:09 AM

How very modern! I absolutely <3 this poem.

Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 12/06/06 at 05:20 PM

Quite observant and thoughtful conclusion! :o)

Posted by Dave Fitzgerald on 12/08/06 at 04:30 PM

Love this "…an equation that tells us love equals less than three. The ménage a trois would argue, but the love triangle might agree." And the last line... superb.

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