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From Your Zebra, with love.

by Jared Fladeland




abraham asked alison
all about anonymous alcoholics
amending antagonist actions.

brian behaved boorishly
behind brandon's back
because bullheaded buttheads
berate bums.

cancer can't condemn
confirmation classes.
Can corduroy clothes?

Delightfully deligent
death dragons delay
destroying dynasties.

even elephants elude
equal economics.

fast foreigners
fake fantastic films for
free.

Ghandi got game.

Hand him happiness.

I irritate Indiana iconoclasts.

Just jump jaded jacks jubilantly.

Kiss killing kangeroos.

Let

Me

Not

Open

Poematic

Quagmires

Result:


Something

Terrible.
tip toe tender tension
through the thistles thursday.

Uraguay's Ugly Unicorn

Very Violently violated
Venezula.

While waking women with
wicker wax wheelchairs.

X.O.X.O.,

Your

Zebra.

08/19/2006

Posted on 08/20/2006
Copyright © 2024 Jared Fladeland

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Kyle Anne Kish on 08/20/06 at 03:26 AM

LOL, Jared. The alphabet finally put to good use! Thanks for the read. :)

Posted by Leslie Ann Eisenberg on 08/20/06 at 03:41 AM

what fun this must have been to write! some fave lines: cancer can't condemn confirmation classes. Can corduroy clothes? I irritate Indiana iconoclasts. Uraguay's Ugly Unicorn Very Violently violated Venezula. While waking women with wicker wax wheelchairs. who knew zebras were such deep thinkers! PK

Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 08/20/06 at 04:39 AM

Ooooh, toooo fun! I like the way your brain works and plays. Loved the "waking women with wicker wax wheelchairs"...

Posted by A. Paige White on 08/21/06 at 03:06 AM

A to Z. You got it covered. Great read!

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