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A WIFE

by Charles E Minshall

A wife is a cook,
A housekeeper, a maid,
A lover, a partner,
A counselor, an aide.
She's a seamstress,
A chauffeur,
A shopper,
A go-for.
She's a nurse, a friend,
A companion at play.
She does these with love,
With love as her pay.
I wish I was a Sultan
One wife is so great,
How nice it would be
To snuggle with eight.
After thinking a bit,
That's not the right course.
All the yes Dears, yes Dears,
Would keep a man hoarse
.

© 2006

02/25/2006

Posted on 02/26/2006
Copyright © 2024 Charles E Minshall

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Anne Engelen on 02/26/06 at 08:36 AM

dang, there goes my seat in your harem.

Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 02/27/06 at 05:34 PM

Not to mention all those fur coats and jewellery each would want. Probably why it seems only oil sheiks can afford a harem. Good poem Charlie. I like how you balance the serious and humourous side of the issue.

Posted by Elizabeth Jill on 03/01/06 at 06:16 AM

I came into your library for a smile, cause knew I'd find one, yesiree dear! :) :) :)

Posted by Julie Adams on 03/01/06 at 02:52 PM

I love how you make rhyme seem to flow so easy...innate almost to you...and you topics always amusing and enlightening...thanks for a nice read...hope all is well with you...jewels

Posted by Michelle Angelini on 03/01/06 at 08:22 PM

Charlie! You are so funny. This is such a great description and of course you do it with your usual humorous style. Thanks for a smile to start the day.
~Chelle~

Posted by Quentin S Clingerman on 06/12/07 at 04:52 PM

Too funny! Funfilled reading! Lightens up the day!

Posted by Jean Mollett on 10/01/07 at 03:34 AM

Hi Charles, Great write. Cute and funny.

Posted by Glenn Currier on 08/08/09 at 06:07 PM

Oh, how right on! I can always depend on you for a a little reality and wisdom mixed in with a good chuckle.

Posted by Kara Hayostek on 03/08/12 at 11:03 PM

There was nothing new in your library, so I chose this as my first peek. OMG how funny. 8 wives, 8 honey do list. And us women, where would we be if we had 8 husbands to cook for...well hey now...Is that why snow white only had 7 dwarves? Did she off one to reduce the work load? LoL!

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