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FOR LADIES ONLY
by Charles E MinshallThey're flatter than a fritter
But that has to be,
Flatter than a fritter
After your mammography.
You'll need some fritter holders
Ones round and fairly flat,
You'll need some fritter holders
To keep them where they're at.
02/16/2006 Author's Note: Sorry ladies, the devil made me do it.
My wife had a mammography today
that's what inspired this.
I sang this to her when she got Home.
I'll be okay after the black eye heals.
(My wife says "she shudders to think what I will write
when she has her Pap smear.")
~(8^D)=(......CharMin
Posted on 02/16/2006
Copyright © 2025 Charles E Minshall
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Michelle Angelini on 02/17/06 at 07:43 PM You devil, Charlie! but yes, that's what it feels like. One technician called it "making tortillas." I just love the way you take something serious and see the humor in it - life is too short not to do that!
~Chelle~ |
| Posted by Jane E Pearce on 02/17/06 at 11:40 PM Charlie- you bad boy-LOL . Yep, that's the picture alright. Enjoyed this.
Jane
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| Posted by Melissa Arel on 02/18/06 at 04:14 AM LOL! OMG Charlie you are too much! So funny :-) |
| Posted by Glenn Currier on 02/20/06 at 05:54 AM Yes, your wife MUST have a wonderful sense of humor too, your poem makes that clear... in view of the fact that I have not gotten word of another murder on the coast. I will save this for my wife, as she is about to go to be frittered. |
| Posted by Kate Demeree on 02/21/06 at 01:34 PM *laughing soooo hard*... oh Charlie! Bad Charlie.. *giggle*.. Bad! But I loves it!!!!! |
| Posted by Genevieve Sturrock on 02/06/07 at 01:18 AM i'm going for my first one...i don't wanna go!!!! |
| Posted by Nicole D Gregory on 03/08/08 at 03:28 AM Eeek! Fantastically funny!!! I'm just say'n... if you write about any other doctors visits in conjuction with the Mrs. ... make sure the freezer is well stocked with frozen peas and there is tenderizer in the pantry. Although... she may take you out at the knee-caps for any more of these ;) Funny! Funny! Funny! Hugs and good health to you both! ~N |
| Posted by Maude Curtis on 03/06/09 at 03:44 PM Loved your ditty. The bigger the flatter they try to make them. OUCH. Your author comments were even better. Go Mamma |
| Posted by Mo Couts on 06/29/11 at 01:44 PM LMAO! I can't wait to read what you write after her pap-smear, either! LOL! |
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