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MissileToe the Reindeer

by Max Bouillet

Good ole MissileToe kept his hoof on the trigger
waiting for the Grinch to show his face.
His Antlers were big and he looked like Ru-Dolph Lungren
but his reindeer heart was full of grace.

Despite being part of Santa's Security Sleigh Force
(a special ops troop full of Christmas spirit),
He loved to protect Santa on his appointed rounds
and that was all there was to it.

So, next time the stars twinkle on Christmas eve,
just know the stars may not be the source of the light.
It could be Ole MissileToe shooting down the Grinch
In a Sugar Plum Faerie firefight!

12/22/2003

Author's Note: This was a poem that was inspired by those PPS members that commented on the "Who's your favorite reindeer" thread in the forums.

Posted on 12/22/2003
Copyright © 2024 Max Bouillet

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Agnes Eva on 12/22/03 at 06:22 PM

woohooo!!! i'm so glad you took this all the way into a poem. good ole Missletoes, hahaha

Posted by Kimberly Bare on 12/22/03 at 08:44 PM

What an excellent addition this MissileToe would be to Santa's fleet! Great piece you have crafted here Max.

Posted by Jason Wardell on 12/22/03 at 09:02 PM

Now THIS is the high-action Christmas piece I've been waiting for. Sure, there have been movies like "Santa with Muscles" but those hardly count. (No offense meant in mentioning that movie while talking about your poem.. it just kinda came out :( )

Anyway, I had to go to the thread to see what kind of madness inspired this and it turns out that (other than the amusing Dolph Lungren comment) this was mostly yours. Well done. Perhaps some day, people will tell this to their children instead of "'Twas the Night Before Christmas"? ;)

Posted by Aaron Blair on 12/23/03 at 05:52 PM

Heh. Ru-dolph Lungren. There are no words to tell you how fantastically silly that is.

Posted by Rachelle Howe on 12/23/03 at 07:03 PM

ROFLMAO!!!! well done. here here. *salutes.*

Posted by Lindsay Sanders on 12/23/03 at 08:15 PM

you've put a large smile on my face and warmed my heart with christmas cheer. thanks max!

Posted by Charles E Minshall on 12/23/03 at 11:49 PM

Fun poem Max. We have missiles to protect us. I would prefer them to be hitiles....Charlie

Posted by Michele Schottelkorb on 12/24/03 at 09:07 AM

::clapping loudly::... heehee, this is grand!... sugar plum fairie... i love it, just love it :)... blessings...

Posted by Quentin S Clingerman on 12/24/03 at 01:01 PM

Wonderful holiday fun! Lively and spirited!

Posted by Philip F De Pinto on 12/25/03 at 12:27 PM

and tapping that hoof would unleash quite a number of red noses just in time for Xmas past. and the banner yet waves.

Posted by Indigo Tempesta on 08/05/04 at 08:19 PM

damn fine poem, m'dear. damn fine, indeed.

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