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Floggin'

by Charles E Minshall

I saw a bra-less woman jogger,
But I think she was a flogger.
With each step she bounced her nose,
Either that or flogged her toes.

Once in a while in a flip,
One would bounce right off her hip.
If she was smart and used her noggin'
She'd think twice and bra her joggin'.

© 2003

08/04/2003

Posted on 08/04/2003
Copyright © 2025 Charles E Minshall

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Quentin S Clingerman on 08/05/03 at 01:26 AM

Hahaha! Too funny! Speaking of wearing bras. For you ladies--'corsets' the best thing you can do! ;) *groan* Just couldn't help myself. Charles made me do it. hehehe

Posted by Brian Francis on 08/05/03 at 02:59 AM

ROTFLMAO Thanx I needed that --bf

Posted by David R Spellman on 08/05/03 at 03:15 AM

LOL - Hangin' out in the park again, eh Charles? *still laughing* - what a picture you've painted with this. Thanks for that. Too funny! [;0)~

Posted by Vimal Rony on 08/05/03 at 03:58 AM

Haha so ur muse finally woke up after a long gap and she is in a naughty and very creative mood.What a combo!Hehe what a job u have done here.

Posted by Cathlyn Cartier on 08/05/03 at 03:24 PM

I couldn't suppress the chuckles, but the mental image was horrifying!

Posted by Max Bouillet on 08/06/03 at 07:00 PM

Witty and maybe that same word with a different initial consonant. Great imagery and keen wit. Thanks for the laugh!

Posted by Glenn Currier on 08/17/03 at 06:42 AM

What an image you offer here. Your poem bests the cartoonist who could do no better in drawing this picture. Thanks for a good chuckle and a smile, my friend.

Posted by Don Coffman on 08/25/03 at 07:23 AM

*laugh* Reading this sure is brightning up the evening.

Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 08/26/03 at 04:57 PM

Commentary words could never do this poem justice, so I'll simply say thanks for sharing this and putting a big smile on a fellow mammary inspired brother. :oD

Posted by Amanda J Cobb on 09/06/03 at 04:43 AM

Ouch. As a woman, that just sounds painful. And shame on Quentin for suggesting corsets! I like to breathe, you know! Lol. Charlie, I must say I read so many serious poems on here (that are wonderful as well don't mistake me), your light bantering verses provide a delightful counterpart.

Posted by Jack Lanier on 09/29/03 at 08:21 PM

LOL!!, Charlie, I still don't see how women put up with bras . I have a difficult time wearing this ballistic vest when I am working. She must have felt free anyway, but I'm sure you weren't the only man who looked.....Jack:)

Posted by Lori I Wolfe on 10/05/03 at 04:36 AM

LMAO ... this is way too funny!!! Thanx ... I needed to laugh! Love it!

Posted by Jeanne Marie Hoffman on 12/03/03 at 09:44 PM

Hahaha, quite humorous!

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