A Sots Fables Page Two by Charles E MinshallIvan Rasputin Iyawnavitch
A Siberian hunter and trapper,
To help ward off the bitter cold
Of the Siberian winter nights,
Fashioned night clothes
For both he and his wife
Woven from the fur of Siberian wolves.
After several sleepless nights
Of itching and scratching,
Scratching and itching,
They could stand no more
And went back to conventional sleepwear.
Moral: Beware of wolves in sleep clothing.
©2oo2 09/24/2002 Author's Note: A parody of one of Aesops Fables
Posted on 09/24/2002 Copyright © 2025 Charles E Minshall
Member Comments on this Poem |
Posted by Kate Demeree on 01/02/03 at 08:12 PM LOLOL.... *giggling* Oh I hope you write more of these!!!!!! |
Posted by Don Coffman on 09/19/03 at 07:17 AM Heh. A very nifty pun indeed. |
Posted by Glenn Currier on 09/26/09 at 04:16 PM Chuckling again, my friend. I can feel Rasp rasping and hear the wolves laughing. |
Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 10/01/09 at 03:45 PM ahahahahhahahaha - (whew) - you are too much, Charlie! |
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