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Hair
by Charles E Minshall
Got hair on me fanny,
Got hair on me groin.
The darndest places
I've got me hair growing.
Got hair in me ears
In and on me nose,
Even got hair
On the top of me toes.
Got hair on me arms,
Legs, chest and me back,
It's the top of me head
Where hair I do lack.
Hair a weed of life,
That's how it goes,
Where hair is not wanted
That's where it grows.
05/16/2003 Posted on 05/16/2003
Copyright © 2026 Charles E Minshall
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Kristine Briese on 05/16/03 at 07:15 PM *Laughing, applauding* Oh, Charles! You've always been one of my favorites here! |
| Posted by Mara Meade on 05/16/03 at 07:30 PM This is a stitch! I loved it! |
| Posted by Charles J Hannan on 05/16/03 at 07:42 PM HAHAHAHA..good one, Charlie..This is great! |
| Posted by Rusty C Arquette on 05/16/03 at 08:10 PM Hair today gone tomorrow! - I resemble that remark! LOL! - Too Cool Chas! - See RCat's Laugh Tracks file for a piece titled 'Beware the Migratory Hair'..great bald men think alike! - RCat |
| Posted by Quentin S Clingerman on 05/16/03 at 08:15 PM Great humor! I surely can relate! Although I tend to be happy wherever a little grows (being totally alopecic). |
| Posted by Rhodora M Fitzgerald on 05/16/03 at 09:18 PM lol..... cute one Charlie! |
| Posted by Ashok Sharda on 05/17/03 at 03:01 AM Funny. Meaningfully. The Natire alone has the answer. After all its her creation. haha |
| Posted by Ken Harnisch on 05/17/03 at 04:43 AM LOL..how apropos..and regrettably, how fast it's becoming true...:) |
| Posted by Adrian Calhoun on 05/17/03 at 05:49 AM We share a common illness I see, LOL. Cute poem. My stragedy, invest in hats. Well done Charlie, I enjoyed this piece with a hearty chuckle! |
| Posted by David R Spellman on 05/17/03 at 05:29 PM A delightful read Charles! |
| Posted by Glenn Currier on 05/25/03 at 03:58 AM lol, how true it is, Panasonic is making a mint selling that little electric nose and ear hair clipper... a marvelous invention for those of us past 50... my barber testifies to the truth of you poem. I shall make a copy for myself and for him. I know he will love it. Thanks, Charlie, for a good laugh at the end of a tiring day. |
| Posted by JD Clay on 05/31/03 at 01:24 PM We don't really loose our hair, it just migrates, hehe! Nice work Pal.
Peace... |
| Posted by Jeanne Marie Hoffman on 07/17/03 at 04:06 AM Haha, got a laugh out of me! |
| Posted by Philip F De Pinto on 07/31/03 at 11:21 AM great read, this. there is no business like hair business. it comes and goes. however, no disease this, after all, simians we are and simians we will remain, tweezers, wax or blades nothwithstanding. |
| Posted by Don Coffman on 08/25/03 at 07:25 AM Ack! Break out the shaving cream! Hehe. |
| Posted by Amanda J Cobb on 09/06/03 at 04:39 AM LOL! I'm sorry, but the image I get from this poem is of a bald Sasquatch. (Apologizing because she's fairly sure this is a self-portrait of the poet). That said, well done. :) |
| Posted by Kara Hayostek on 11/09/03 at 11:36 PM I guess the hair club for men backfired on you huh? Very funny!
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| Posted by Lori I Wolfe on 01/24/05 at 12:18 AM Way too funny ... Thanks for the laugh!! Love it! |
| Posted by Michele Schottelkorb on 02/10/05 at 09:45 PM ROFL... this is hairless, er, priceless! |
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