Ampersands R Funny T@@
07/04/2005 06:02 a.m.
I'm working on a poem, but keep going off on goofy tangents. It's a serious piece too.
So I'm just gonna dump any pubescent sophmoric silly tripe here to get it out of my head and get back to work....

You notice ever how two ampersands together look like, well, boobs? @@

well maybe not in this font.

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DNA Evidence of Me
07/03/2005 09:19 a.m.
I became an uncle today. Actually, I was 'uncle-ized' for the sixth time, but it's kinda like the first for me.

See, I live in this Alice-in-Psychotropic-BlotterLand where you don't meet your family until your 33 yrs old.

It's weird, but sometimes - like today - these new moments with my new-found sisters and my father and these little boys calling me uncle - I'm getting to enjoy this stuff all of you get to and I could only envy growing up.

My new nephew is named Anthony Michael, 7.3lbs and 19.5 inches. He's really cute, though I am biased (and I always used to say, "I can't tell a cute baby, but I can sure spot an ugly one"). Well, this little guy's hansome, so I'm quite proud.

I know i'm blathering on, but I'll just leave you with a thought:
Imagine looking at a newborn baby boy today,
one who may even have your nose
When until just months ago, you had never
laid eyes on someone who resembles you?

Is it too early to buy the boy a fishing pole?
I am currently Content
I am listening to Art Bell (UFO talk radio guy)

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Black, White & Kilobyte
07/03/2005 08:28 a.m.
This is total crap, at least in its current form...
...but posting it tonight will force me to revise it tomorrow...

I consecrate our memory
In black and white
And kilobyte

soulful profession
Your eyes shall
Never see

No offense,
I must confess,
This bothers me less

And less

And less

....it'd be nice to get that stupid girl outta my head and write some fluffy crap about bunnies and sunshine for a change...
...so i'm gonna just try and purge Kristy once and for all in some big emotional ketchup burst of a poem, and then burry it...and move on...
...whew...
I am currently Bleh
I am listening to Supersex - Morphine

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Have My Baby, Baby...?
07/02/2005 05:26 a.m.
Anyone good at interpreting dreams?

Each night I'm having this dream about an ex girlfriend of mine who's pregnant with my child.

Like really preggo, big smooth belly and all that.

Only thing that changes is the ex girlfriend.

Had this last three nights, it's creepin' me out.

Hope tonite it's one of the nice exes...
I am currently Puzzled
I am listening to Six Feet Under

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Oblivion
06/17/2005 07:46 a.m.
eye lids
hover
closed

inviting me
into nocturnal
oblivion...

I am currently Tired
I am listening to "Spinner" - Twinemen

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Keyboards Aren't Waterproof...?
06/15/2005 10:03 p.m.
This just makes me chuckle so I'm posting it. I wrote it sometime back, just testing a new keyboard out. The old one got drenched by a water glass during a little wild sex.....

This is a test of my new keyboard!
It is nimble and attractive, yet unfamiliar—kinda sassy!
While such a characterization has not bode well for Soulo Jacob Bourgeau in pursuit of love, perhaps it will be an accurate assessment in my pursuit of a new keyboard, a unique harbinger for melodiously blissful creation of satirical prose and dubious web browsing.
Somewhere in this is a deep and meaningful point, as the demise of my last keyboard can directly be attributed to a relationship with a woman, hot and steamy, stormy and delightful, albeit that tragedy was. Indeed, I have learned that the safety and actual location of a computer keyboard is handled just as recklessly as is underwear and bras during a spontaneous passionate coital affair.
Just a point of thought, I want to admit here and now that I cannot, in fact, spell the word ‘tragedy’. It is in my top ten most misspelled words. In fact, I just inaccurately spelled the word ‘misspelled’. Thank you Bill Gates for spell checkers. There is something wrong with a guy who finds it easier to type ‘inaccurately spell’ than the word ‘misspelled’. Regardless, windows spell checkers are attacking my intellect in a manner not unlike what calculators did to torpedo my adolescent war with algebra and trigonometry.
But at least I’ve found a sassy new keyboard! 

I am currently Friendly
I am listening to Mark Belling (Milwaukee talk radio)

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Pith and Blather
06/15/2005 09:10 a.m.
Walkin' the thin line
between pith and my blather
I think I shall side
with the former
not the latter

and just say -

goodnight




I am currently Flirty
I am listening to "Three Days" - Jane's Addiction

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Half--Life of Love...?
06/14/2005 06:52 a.m.
So, my bestfriend got dumped yesterday, and I'm not sure my consolation was any help.

What do you say when you haven't even gotten over your own ex yet?
"Oh..don't cry, She-Devil...6 months from now it'll only hurt half as much?" I don't know what to say.

What is the half-life of love?

Though the heartache may disipate exponentially (though slowly...) with time, the pain still exists.

That unstable atom of grief, it may become manageable.

But that bitter isotope of pain, I fear, may last millenia.

Seal it in lead, my sad girl.
Burry it very, very deep....
my prayers are with ya, Sheila...
I am currently Sympathetic
I am listening to Venice Queen - Red Hot Chili Peppers

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Quotes
06/08/2005 09:28 a.m.
Love is indeed a two way street. And when your lover crosses the median and guns it for you, it is then you wish you took the subway.

Time heals all wounds but a broken heart. For that poor soul, I prescribe a most potent anesthetic cocktail.

**just some goofy sayings I scribbled down some time ago.

I am currently Random
I am listening to Watch You Fall - Twinemen

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Logan the Hunter
06/07/2005 03:34 a.m.

Fierce and loyal
The predator tabby
Pounces from his couch
To the infinite Sahara

Stalking through tallgrass
He eyes his prey, helpless
In an open field of tan berber

Though from his same pride,
A sister cub no less
He stalks her patiently,
Still unseen...

POUNCE!!!

A snarl, a hiss so viscous
If not from such a cuddly prey
Yet he has made his point

Logan the hunter,
King of the guest room

I am currently Nerdy
I am listening to Nice To Know You - Incubus

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