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Greenland

by Chris Sorrenti




So much for easing into 2026


I have no problem with
Venezuelan drug boats
being blown out of the water
since having stopping
my own love affair
with the white gold
a long time ago

And no qualms up here
intercepting rogue Ghost Fleet oil tankers
on the high seas
under any number of names and flags
heading for embargoed Iran

But seriously?
Greenland?!

Although one can easily see
the strategic importance
of that far flung island
especially with the arctic opening up
but the dictator in the Oval Office
being the bully that the
whole world now knows he is
seeking petty revenge on anyone
who’s slighted him
may have underestimated Western Europe
especially Denmark
in their willingness to
kiss the Godfather’s ring

Intelligent rational diplomacy
dictates a deal could easily be achieved
something like Lend Lease in WWII
where the US would pay the Danes
for establishing a few bases
to keep their eye on things
but that kind of thought
seems to have been tossed out
the White House window
proverbial baby and the bathwater
along with democracy
civil rule of law
as it used to be known

One can only hope
that with midterms
the chickens will soon come home to roost
speaking of which
has anyone recently seen the price
of American eggs?



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01/20/2026

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