Free range chickens of the chick variety
Only need one rooster for eight of them
Sometimes two will do
When there is three its a screw of multitudes

Ruru and Cletus took turns
Jumpin on Marge like
Its their last piece of feathered hens
Every time she showed her beak

Ruru was first in line
Cletus got her when he didn’t
Ruru was a fine escaper in his prime
While harassing every where she went

The hens were layin watery eggs
Cause they were gettin pounded
Where frustration made a wobblin beg
It was time to stop foolin around

Get this horny rooster abusing spawn
Get this runnin escape artist
Ripe for exertion or execution
Before all the chickens start picketing

Cletus got caught was shipped away
Ruru too smart for his existence
Made a last run this way and that way
Until a shot rewarded his persistence

Sometimes too many screws
In the same piece of wood
Makes for a wilted ru stew
And peace for all chick hood

12/15/2025

Posted on 12/15/2025
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