At night
when we could be listening to better things
CFRA Ottawa plays these commercials
every ten - fifteen minutes
hour upon hour
As with most radio and TV advertising
quaint at first
then quickly losing their charm
a string of Canadian celebrities
hammering in the propaganda
of better to stay and spend at home
to the point where you begin
to think of some not so nice
Canadian things to say
before either
turning down the rhetoric
or throw up in your shoes
Yes
we get the point
so SHUT UP already
before we lock the bunch of you
in a padded room
with Donald Trump!
