Now there’s an old one for you
boys and girls
of legal age
and those not but
aspiring to be so

Right up there with
hoochie koochie
poontang and
choking the monkey
all healthy fun before
everything went digital

Ask your grandparents
or even better
great grandparents
if still around
should any of the above
need further decoding

As new is old and
old becomes new again
rumour has it
it’s all coming back
but don’t hold your breath

Poets have been known
to tell a tall tale and
stretch the truth
under licence of course
meanwhile
enjoy your nooky nooky
or at least until
it's old again


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