As if the tragedy of Flight 5342
isn’t tragic enough

We’re treated to a freak show
at the press conference
headlined by none other than
the grand puba himself

At least we know him by now
everything coming out of his mouth
some distortion of truth
if not an outright bare faced lie

The investigation and funerals
haven’t even started and
he turns it into a political witch hunt
experts quickly dismissing the accusations

The scary part about it is
he seems to believe in these alternate realities
as no doubt many of his followers
yet never able to deliver the proof

And what is this thing now?
where each spokesperson getting up to the mic
first turns to him and says
“It’s an honor to serve you sir”

Does anyone else feel like puking?


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01/31/2025

Posted on 01/31/2025
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