Say! have you heard the news down Kingston way?
‘bout the bandit who was quite a hit with the ladies.

Seems whenever he would visit, they’d all be in stitches
but the judge wasn’t the least bit amused.

Gave him seven years for stealing their money
and exciting the nerves on the soles of their feet!


© 1983

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09/03/2021

Author's Note: Published (along with other poems) in the chap booklet, Pillow Poems, Chris Sorrenti, Ottawa, Canada. Produced by Otto Graser, Arlington Books, Ottawa, Canada (1997). ISSN 0835-362X

Posted on 09/03/2021
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