“It’ll be a one-dose summer”
says the Prime Minister
only adding to the uncertainty

In more specific language
things won’t be back to normal
until Fall
and even then
face masks will still be mandatory

Oxford AstraZeneca
1 in 60K with blood clots
the latest statistic
the risk up and/or down
depending how you look at it
your personal DNA

Odds are you’ll survive
if it hasn’t clotted or killed you
that first time
so go for a second shot
meanwhile no more first timers
we’ve got plenty of mRNA
Pfizer and Moderna now
to go round

So sorry AZ injectees
it’s a learning curve
for us politicians and doctors
as well as you
the great unwashed
or better unvaccinated
though we hesitate to use
the term ‘guinea pigs’

For those injured or
mortally wounded by the
ever-changing indecision
there’ll be plenty of time
for lawsuits
if this is ever over
and chances are
you won’t win

It’s like the waiver you sign
when going in for an operation
our lawyers assure us
we can’t be held responsible
for past mistakes in judgement
resulting bad advice
nor our latest bold experiment
to mix and match vaccines


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