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Insy or Outsy?

by Chris Sorrenti

not only applicable to belly buttons...

for example
the lowly toilet paper roll
some prefer the runoff to come from in front
still others from behind

and though the topic may seem a
trivial pursuit of six of one / half dozen of another
some take their toilet paper quite seriously
(including me)
turning around the roll
when janitor or family member
having committed washroom felony

in the end
merely a question of perception and choice...

you say tomàto
I say tomAto
some open their egg at the top
still others from the bottom

and though the issue may appear a
simple matter of half empty or half full
divorces have been initiated
war declared because...

hard to believe?
just ask Gulliver and the Lilliputians

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Posted on 09/05/2016
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