QVC BLUES
by Frederick Moore (my alter ego)


True Story....woke up and flipped on TV, stopped on QVC to see what they were marketing...and 'Voila" I heard a few words and grabbed my pad and pencil....somehow Johhnys Coacaine Blues melody ran thru me head, cuz I do it a lot at karaoke,,,well anyway 30 minutes later I had this written....crude poetic style but it will due

QVC BLUES (Not to be Confused with John Cash's Cocaine Blues)

Woke up this morning, and what did I see,
QVC was in the kitchen, on live TV.
What I saw, could not believe my eyes
they were stuffing PITAS, of enormous size.

And when that phrase began to make me grin,
they talked about what you should dip yer PITA in....
So I called my girl , cause I made this hunch....
that she rather have some PITA, than a big old brunch.

She said "yes oh yes," while she laughed with glee...
If you've got a big hot PITA, please give it to me...
Give it to me, really nice and slow...
I've got such a hunger, I could eat it whole....."

Jumped in my car, and over there I run
Showed her my PITA, thought she could have some fun.....
What she said, made me begin to bawl...
"That's a tiny little PITA, it won't due at all"

"If you had a bigger PITA" she said with a grin
"I could warm up something that you could dip it in..."
She said" Bring something larger, the way it should be.."
I moaned "Oh Lordy Lordy have some mercy on me"

So listen all you menfolk, listen untoo me
Stuff yer Pita with Viagra.....
She'll never let your PITA be.......

01/26/2014