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Reasons for slanging rhyme [w/Brad Pitt]
by Laura DoomMen are aggressive, insensitive and ignorant;
they view the world as a series
of sweeping generalisations
and narrow stereotypes.
Men are readily
blinded by science
and deafened by dogma.
This can be seen
as common knowledge;
furthermore, the evidence
is psychoanalytically sound.
Conversely, women are innately
quiescent, sympathetic and perceptive;
receptive, intuitive, and informed;
intimate, benevolent and decorous.
Humility precludes elucidation
beyond that which is self-evident.
And so the world of English Lit
resounds with odes to Thomas Tit
and sonnets lauding Eartha Kitt
by poets who are full of it. 04/30/2013 Author's Note: Implicit
Posted on 04/30/2013
Copyright © 2024 Laura Doom
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Gabriel Ricard on 05/01/13 at 01:40 AM Something tells me you carried Brad on this one. |
| Posted by Clara Mae Gregory on 05/01/13 at 09:38 AM *****ooohgoooodthankyouthankyoustellarascanbe*****
[reading this made my day, LOL :) love your work] |
| Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 05/01/13 at 10:04 PM Ha! |
| Posted by Paul Lastovica on 05/03/13 at 12:34 AM I'm overflowing with it. I like the alternating tone of you two :) |
| Posted by Nadia Gilbert Kent on 05/07/13 at 01:08 PM Brad should be so lucky to be carried by the likes of you, says aye. |
| Posted by Elizabeth Jill on 05/08/13 at 03:38 PM grim grin
always my ever lively doom
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| Posted by Ulyss Rubey on 07/31/13 at 02:30 AM You seem to be saying some, if not all, men are shallow. Well, to prove you wrong I dug deeply into self evaluation, and compartmentalized my priorties to beer, food, and sex. The order was different when I was younger. |
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