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the sublime and seedy sides of twin peaks
by Philip F De Pinto
peaks
of Siamese twins
both movie enthusiasts
go see a horror flick
come the horrific parts
one braves them head on
one cowers in the clasp of his hands
peaks
of Siamese twins
both cat enthusiasts
and horny as two Pepe Le Pews
go sniffing about a cat house
upon entering - one opts for a buxom blond feline
the other for a flat chested yet big ended brunette
one dons a rubber
the other dares go bare
several days later
the one peak that dared go bare
develops a red flare and an incessant drip drip drip
good thing the other of the peak's a plumber!
arrived beddy bye
we find that one of the twins
for the incessant drip drip dripping ( his brother may have been a plumber
but he plied his trade in a lousy way )
is having difficulty sleeping and is tossing
and turning and sodden and unaffecting
the brother who is sleeping sounder
than a stone dreaming it is as yet
rolling with the flat chested yet big ended brunette
arrived election time
we find these twin peaks
who are political enthusiasts
are both running for political offices;
one has vied to run for President
and the other for Vice President
and we find that the one that was running for President
has lost that Presidency by the slimmest of margins
that being by a singular vote
due to the fact that his twin who is a lifelong Republican
did not and could not cast a vote for his twin who is a lifelong Democrat
and we find that the Republican Twin
whose running mate was victorious is now Vice President
to that running mate and has no choice
but to employ his twin brother who is the sole of the twins
to have a license to drive as a chauffeur
who on occasion is ordered to drive his brother the Vice President
to the old haunts which are Movie Houses as he the Vice President
is still a movie buff and to the cat houses of which he is still an enthusiast
who is as yet in the habit of choosing the buxom blond feline over flat chested
yet big ended brunette
and daring as yet to go bare and to develop red flares
and the drip drip drip - how fortunate of a Vice President
to have a twin who is a master plumber - albeit a master
who plies his trade in a lousy manner
01/19/2013 Posted on 01/19/2013
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