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when post a spat

by Philip F De Pinto





no ifs ands or buts
for the many minions

duty calls

so make love not fuck!
saving when love runs out of luck

when post a spat
for a snide remark
you made in the kitchen off the cuff
she cut off your loving balls

and what would have been that
save for a lark
she tossed them in the wok

not to be confused with pearl onions

now when the urologist asks you to cough
you'll be doing so sans your nuts

no ifs ands or buts


01/17/2013

Posted on 01/17/2013
Copyright © 2024 Philip F De Pinto

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