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I Saw Grandma Whipping Santa Claus
by Fredrich MohreI saw Grandma whipping Santa Claus
upstairs in her bondage last night
She sez I’m a sicko creep
and my warped mind had to peek
Since I’d been watching porno in my bedroom all this week
Then I saw Grandma prodding Santa Claus
deep inside his boottie, all pasty white
Then she jammed into his mouth
her wrinkly forty fours gone south
She damned near choked old Santa Claus last night
I saw Grandma fondling Santa Claus
Her death grip took his breath away all right
Then she hit him with her zapper
Damn near sent him to the crapper
And that's a real trick to do, while he’s in his rubber wrapper
I saw Grandma sticking Santa Claus
With an enema retention bag last night
My shrink, she don’t know when
They’ll let me outa this loony bin
From watchin' Grandma whipping Santa Claus last night
12/16/2012 Posted on 12/16/2012
Copyright © 2024 Fredrich Mohre
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Joan Serratelli on 12/16/12 at 10:09 PM What is with you and Christmas. It seems to bring out the "absurity" in you. Great! Loved every word. |
| Posted by Mo Couts on 12/16/12 at 11:06 PM LOL! Loved every bit of this; thanks for the laughs! |
| Posted by Julie Adams on 12/17/12 at 06:23 AM Everyone loves a fiery grma ;) this was lots of fun! Happy holidays xoxox |
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