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Lime Rickey Limericks

by Linda Fuller

Lime Rickey the drink of the hour
more popular than whiskey sour
the tart found it tart
though it lightened her heart
so she tried not to look quite so dour

Estelle ordered up a lime rickey
which sloshed out and made her foot sticky
she went to the loo
wiped the goo from her shoe
while the bartender slipped her a mickey

03/04/2012

Author's Note: Thanks, Ms. Woodhill, for the inspiration.

Posted on 03/04/2012
Copyright © 2024 Linda Fuller

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Kara Hayostek on 03/04/12 at 10:53 PM

OMG!! Hysterical lol...ad to google the mickey thing just to make sure I knew what it refered too, but great job!!

Posted by Joe Cramer on 03/04/12 at 11:55 PM

...brilliant.....

Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 03/05/12 at 12:04 AM

Oh, excellent, Ms. Fuller - you have captured the playfulness and bawdiness of the limerick perfectly. Cheers!

Posted by George Hoerner on 03/05/12 at 12:35 AM

Cute write lady!

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