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I opened a box of Politically Incorrent Crayons
by Gregory R SchelskeI opened a box of Politically Incorrect crayons and this is what I found.
1. Ghetto WHITE (a white crayon that wants to be black)
2. Communist RED (only sold in China and N. Korea)
3. The BLACK Jackson (a black crayon that wants to be white)
4. Democratic Blue (this crayon holds the majority vote in a box of 64)
5. conFUSION (a blend of colors from the rainbow)
6. James Brown (the crayon that makes you feel good...OW!)
7. The Betty WHITE (that old, worn and broken crayon we all keep around)
8. Twilight (two crayons, one color...endless clichés)
9. PINK (stupid crayons for stupid girls)
10. Agent ORANGE (a highly toxic crayon available from the U.S Gov't.) 02/17/2012 Posted on 02/17/2012
Copyright © 2024 Gregory R Schelske
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Vikki Owens on 02/17/12 at 04:00 PM HAHAHAH. love it. is conFUSION the color mostly used by closeted gays or just the gays in therapy to rehabilitate their choice of sexuality?;) *totally tounge in cheek of course* |
| Posted by Mo Couts on 02/17/12 at 05:59 PM I love both the cleverness of the poem and Vikki's comment, too =) |
| Posted by Linda Fuller on 02/17/12 at 09:41 PM HELlo MY name IS yelLOW green...a game I used to play with a friend when very young. We would color together, and talk for our colors, high voices for "female" colors and low for "male" colors. And then there were the "mixed-gender" colors, like yellow-green! Thanks for this memory. P.S. Like your piece!
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| Posted by A. Paige White on 02/18/12 at 04:11 PM LOL! Well, you gots "white" listed twice. Double the naughty and subtract the nice? Toooooo funny to me personally as I intend to marry a man with the last name of White on April Fool's day. He's always joking about how it's a good thing he's getting younger every day cause this getting old stuff would kill an older man... interesting read. |
| Posted by Nicole D Gregory on 02/19/12 at 04:07 AM Can you please pass me the box so that I can get a purple? Representing the color of those of us who are survivors...and I color outside the lines. Good write. ~N |
| Posted by Joe Cramer on 02/20/12 at 10:51 PM ... brilliant..... |
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