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I've Got Your Friends in Low Places
by Fredrich MohreThis just a bit of fun I wrote for a parody for some grown up karaoke later this summer.
I consider it a very little work in progress......and apologies to Garth...
Well we drank too much hootch,
I stripped down to my boots.
And then I chased your fine derriere.
We had a blast, we
did the real nasty
While we were drunk, horny and bare.
Soon we said our goodbyes
then to my surprise,
There were critters in my ‘private domain’.....
They came with you
Ehuu, damn they can chew.
And never once did I hear you explain
Why I got your friends in low places,
Where they abound
And itch like blazes.
While I scratch away......All night and day
Everything my drawers encases
became their private oasis
Cause I got your friends..... in low places....
The stuff I finally spread on
made them die off and gone
Sure as hell, don't want then no more
Now that I’ve meet your mites
I’ll still be polite
But I won't show up at your door
Just clean up your booty
don’t bring me more cooties.....
And should we get naked again....
sanitize your tush
and trim back all them bushes
........that they're living in........
Cause I got your friends in low places,
Where they abound
And itch like blazes.
While I scratch away.......All night and day
Everything my drawers encases
became their oasis
Cause I got your friends....... in low places....
07/21/2011 Posted on 07/21/2011
Copyright © 2026 Fredrich Mohre
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Mo Couts on 07/21/11 at 01:04 PM Awesome adult karaoke...love the tune immensely and this, too! |
| Posted by Rhiannon Jones on 07/21/11 at 05:47 PM Funny, I was just thinking about the original song this morning. This is hilarious! |
| Posted by Gabriel Ricard on 07/21/11 at 09:17 PM Great stuff, man. |
| Posted by Mike Loftis on 10/01/11 at 12:10 AM I had to wipe tears from my eyes after reading this. (and singing it in my head) This is a brilliant example of parody songs. |
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