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Accidental Giraffe Fires (Non-Haiku)

by Terry Olynik

They are rare.
They are tragic.
They usually involve Daddy drinking too much Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and a malfunctioning Bic lighter on a Father's Day zoo visit with his two horrified and permanently-scarred daughters, Tracey and Babette.

06/11/2011

Posted on 06/11/2011
Copyright © 2024 Terry Olynik

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by E. A. Pugh on 06/12/11 at 03:06 AM

This is funny! Great title and perfect amount of information

Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 06/12/11 at 04:17 PM

I'm convinced you are the Far Sides cartoonist on your days off. (and yet, you don't seem to have any off days) ;)

Posted by Gabriel Ricard on 06/12/11 at 09:22 PM

Ha. Very nice.

Posted by Mo Couts on 08/26/11 at 07:05 PM

Me likes.

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