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spotted hyena's dating profile
by Linda Fullerposted on the following dotcoms: eharmmany, catchanddispatch, plentyofflesh
Looking for a friends-with-benefits relationship
Me – crepuscular; wiry rather than muscular
more a gourmand than a gourmet
good sense of humor, contagious laugh
not much in the looks department, but I have a kind warm beating heart
You - a lady of excellent taste
and breeding, with the beauty and grace
of a gimpy gazelle
First Date – we’ll drop by my favorite watering hole; then, if I can tear you
away from the crowd, a preprandial jog under the moon, until, at last,
we’ll share an intimate supper
05/15/2011 Author's Note: http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Laughing_Hyenas_audio.aspx
Posted on 05/16/2011
Copyright © 2025 Linda Fuller
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Paul Lastovica on 05/16/11 at 02:09 AM when a pack of lies fails to snare prey, bare the brutal truth. "the beauty and grace
of a gimpy gazelle" |
| Posted by E. A. Pugh on 05/16/11 at 04:04 AM Very funny poem and so true, It too me a while to get the page up that you posted as authors note and I was certainly surprised and bewildered not expecting that as sound track to your write. The dating world is often one sided and you capture the requirements of a woman well. Nice unusual complete piece of work.:) Love the title and the attachment. -E.A. |
| Posted by Paganini Jones on 05/16/11 at 10:24 AM Very neat - this works on so many levels, and made me smile to boot! |
| Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 05/17/11 at 04:38 PM A little tongue in cheek humor goes a long way across the savannah. Nice work Linda, imaginative. |
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