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Tips For A Memorable Easter Egg Hunt

by Terry Olynik

Hide your Easter eggs
In your eaves troughs.
The little bastards
Will never find them,
And will eventually
Be reduced
To a sobbing
Sweaty
Mob.
Repeat yearly*.

04/17/2011

Author's Note: *Eggs must be cleared from the rain gutters every 3 to 4 years so as not to impede water drainage.

Posted on 04/17/2011
Copyright © 2025 Terry Olynik

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Gabriel Ricard on 04/17/11 at 08:40 PM

I like it. I like the poem, too.

Posted by Charlie Morgan on 04/17/11 at 11:11 PM

...terry, u so mean!

Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 04/18/11 at 12:28 AM

Ha!

Posted by Linda Fuller on 04/18/11 at 01:04 AM

Tipped me right into the holiday spirit - thanks!

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