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#31 - diary cow

by Linda Fuller

swatted a fly
swatted a fly
mooed
swatted a fly
swatted a fly
mooed
ate grass
ate grass
swatted a fly
mooed
chewed cud
chewed cud
swatted a fly
mooed
made a pie
swatted a fly
swatted a fly
mooed

01/31/2011

Author's Note: Poem-a-Day January 2011 #31

Posted on 01/31/2011
Copyright © 2024 Linda Fuller

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by George Hoerner on 01/31/11 at 08:59 PM

I can feel myself standing in the center of the barn right now with my stool and pail in hand and wondering how much ol'Bessy will give this time. Nice write lady.

Posted by Jim Benz on 01/31/11 at 09:26 PM

What a great way to finish an epic month. My hat is off to you Linda.

Posted by A. Paige White on 01/31/11 at 10:44 PM

Jim said it best. I totally agree with him. I'm really going to try that myself for February. You've done great at it!

Posted by Paul Lastovica on 02/01/11 at 02:34 AM

diary cow - nice and playful; got a good chuckle from this. I still cling to adolescence as I smile at "made a pie"

Posted by E. A. Pugh on 02/01/11 at 04:10 AM

Perfect! So true of cows, Congratulations on your fabulous finish.

Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 02/01/11 at 04:15 PM

Clever and funny - the cows down the road from us would 'moo' this!!

Posted by Ken Harnisch on 02/01/11 at 10:45 PM

moo-ving, Linda..and I salute the poets who saluted you on this arduous, but intriguing journey you undertook in January!

Posted by Colleen Sperry on 02/02/11 at 01:16 PM

some weeks my days are just like this.. sigh .. good job with the poem a day for the Month!

Posted by Clara Mae Gregory on 02/07/11 at 06:01 AM

This is hilarious. It even spawned a little tune inside my head, singing not citing these silly words instead. :) favorite line: made a pie *these same "pies" are fuel for kiln firings for Pueblo Indian pottery...and therefore have a purpose, lol...

Posted by Laura Doom on 02/08/11 at 11:06 AM

Can I chew on your right hemisphere?
Poem of The Year [subject to the usual hyperbolic testing]

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