Happy new year by Jim Benz"Hey Jim - happy new year!"
"Well, happy new year to you too!"
"Say, have you had any interesting conversations lately?"
"Um, no. Interesting conversations seem to be passé."
"Hmmm. Too bad. We might as well get drunk."
"Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Can I mix you a Martini?"
"No, just give me a bud lite."
"Get out of my house." 01/07/2011 Author's Note: for the record: I have nothing against people who drink Bud Light. I am interested in how a poem's internal logic turns against itself though. Which is liquor enough for me. [almost]
Posted on 01/08/2011 Copyright © 2024 Jim Benz
Member Comments on this Poem |
Posted by George Hoerner on 01/08/11 at 01:42 PM Is bud lite really that bad Jim? |
Posted by Stephan Anstey on 01/10/11 at 07:50 PM Twisted makes me happy. Except in a martini, then it's all about olives. |
Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 01/14/11 at 09:39 PM Wry capture Jim, or should I say Rye capture? Yeah, I've never been much of a drinker of anything light. Loved the ending. |
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