A Twittery Toot
by Jim Benz
There once was a tweeter named Newt
whose logic would never compute,
so he gassed up the facts
in his digestive tract
and now when he tweets he goes "toot!"
Author's Note: I'm investigating the fine art of limericks ...
Posted on 08/26/2010
Copyright © 2020 Jim Benz
|Member Comments on this Poem|
|Posted by Paul Lastovica on 08/26/10 at 05:11 PM|
Let's start up a new social networking site to see how many citizens of the world would rather toot than tweet.
|Posted by Colleen Sperry on 08/26/10 at 07:05 PM|
enjoyed this.. thanks for the smile! well done
|Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 08/26/10 at 10:55 PM|
Ha! Clever mixing of the new tech and the old bodily issues (;) ). I'd like to suggest one more syllable in the first line.
|Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 08/27/10 at 02:09 AM|
Brilliant - "tweeter"! :)
|Posted by Joe Cramer on 08/27/10 at 02:31 PM|
... well done.....
|Posted by Linda Fuller on 08/27/10 at 06:58 PM|
...moved to tears...
|Posted by Carolyn Coville on 09/07/10 at 04:42 AM|
This is great! and I think Paul is on to something...