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A Twittery Toot
by Jim BenzThere once was a tweeter named Newt
whose logic would never compute,
so he gassed up the facts
in his digestive tract
and now when he tweets he goes "toot!"
08/26/2010 Author's Note: I'm investigating the fine art of limericks ...
Posted on 08/26/2010
Copyright © 2024 Jim Benz
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Paul Lastovica on 08/26/10 at 05:11 PM Let's start up a new social networking site to see how many citizens of the world would rather toot than tweet. |
| Posted by Colleen Sperry on 08/26/10 at 07:05 PM enjoyed this.. thanks for the smile! well done |
| Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 08/26/10 at 10:55 PM Ha! Clever mixing of the new tech and the old bodily issues (;) ). I'd like to suggest one more syllable in the first line. |
| Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 08/27/10 at 02:09 AM Brilliant - "tweeter"! :) |
| Posted by Joe Cramer on 08/27/10 at 02:31 PM ... well done..... |
| Posted by Linda Fuller on 08/27/10 at 06:58 PM ...moved to tears... |
| Posted by Carolyn Coville on 09/07/10 at 04:42 AM This is great! and I think Paul is on to something... |
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