A Twittery Toot

by Jim Benz

There once was a tweeter named Newt
whose logic would never compute,
so he gassed up the facts
in his digestive tract
and now when he tweets he goes "toot!"


Author's Note: I'm investigating the fine art of limericks ...

Posted on 08/26/2010
Copyright © 2022 Jim Benz

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Paul Lastovica on 08/26/10 at 05:11 PM

Let's start up a new social networking site to see how many citizens of the world would rather toot than tweet.

Posted by Colleen Sperry on 08/26/10 at 07:05 PM

enjoyed this.. thanks for the smile! well done

Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 08/26/10 at 10:55 PM

Ha! Clever mixing of the new tech and the old bodily issues (;) ). I'd like to suggest one more syllable in the first line.

Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 08/27/10 at 02:09 AM

Brilliant - "tweeter"! :)

Posted by Joe Cramer on 08/27/10 at 02:31 PM

... well done.....

Posted by Linda Fuller on 08/27/10 at 06:58 PM

...moved to tears...

Posted by Carolyn Coville on 09/07/10 at 04:42 AM

This is great! and I think Paul is on to something...

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