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Please don't eat the urinal cakes
by Linda FullerIt was urination I know
And it might have ended right there in the bowl
Just a pissing stream, just a shiver shake
And I might have gone on my way empty-bladdered
It was micturition, you see
Standing at the urinal, trying to pee
Then I hit the cake and next moment it crumbled
Decimation from above
08/02/2010 Author's Note: This is either a disgusting parody or a revolting pastiche of an old song, "Fascination", lyrics as follows:
It was fascination, I know/
And it might have ended right there at the start/
Just a passing glance, just a brief romance/
And I might have gone on my way empty-hearted/
It was fascination, I know/
Seeing you alone with the moonlight above/
Then I touched your hand and next moment I kissed you/
Fascination turned to love
Posted on 08/02/2010
Copyright © 2025 Linda Fuller
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Stephan Anstey on 08/02/10 at 10:17 PM made me laugh. thank you. |
| Posted by George Hoerner on 08/03/10 at 01:29 AM I've only been in one men's room where there was a woman and that was in Germany. They always have a woman in there to clean up after the men. |
| Posted by Colleen Sperry on 08/03/10 at 02:54 AM great title.. fun read.. :) |
| Posted by Paul Lastovica on 08/05/10 at 12:32 AM lololol all the way home |
| Posted by Mo Couts on 06/23/11 at 12:42 PM Definitely hilarious =) |
| Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 03/27/17 at 03:06 AM Hilarious.
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