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Failed Romantic Encounters #15

by Therese Elaine

No means no.
*considers*
But...in your case, it means -
Back the fuck off, piss-midget.

02/13/2010

Author's Note: Sometimes, once a person's level of intoxication has passed a certain point, the 'soft touch' no longer works, and more emphatic measures are called for.

Posted on 02/14/2010
Copyright © 2024 Therese Elaine

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Jared Fladeland on 02/14/10 at 06:19 PM

wow. very nice. ha. i laughed

Posted by Nanette Bellman on 02/15/10 at 05:52 AM

This sounds like me...love it!

Posted by Joan Serratelli on 02/15/10 at 06:56 PM

As usual- very honest...and raw. Great little write!

Posted by Nicole D Gregory on 02/16/10 at 12:33 AM

This made me laugh... and then I thought, that's where we are women bond together to fight a common evil. Which is why I take kick boxing... well... not actually but I would so *LOVE* to use my new skills in the real world!!! I would turn three circles in place-> my superhero corset/bustier/bath suit/cape/lasso/awesome big hair/killer red lipstick/thigh-high-red leather boots ensemble would appear on or somewhat near me... and I would go into action! Also, I don't think I would want a mask... unless its the newer versions they have that just sort of go around your eyes like a mono-smokey-eye look (think Incredibles) because I have some great glitter eyeliner by Urban Decay that would be great for an action hero girl team!... Okay, show of hands, who just had WAY TOO MANY m&m's? *just me?... really?* hmpf... ~N

Posted by Joe Khan on 06/22/10 at 09:13 PM

I love this series. I haven't checked yet, but i feel like you are an amazing writer of short stories...which i also love.

Posted by Glenn Currier on 09/08/10 at 08:37 PM

Piss-midget. That is a new one on me. Sometimes it takes a sharp point to make a point. I think you provided it here.

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